AkiraMado

AkiraMado is an epicmafia user who is distinguished by their enthusiasm for chaos, frequent typos, competitive nature, and occasional Hell Setups.

Biography
EM user AkiraMado was born at the highest summit of Briggs Mountain in the year 1998. They were quickly deemed too cool for school, and were abandoned to be raised by wolves until their tenth birthday. On said birthday, they were deemed to be too whack for the pack, and kicked out.

Between the ages of ten and thirteen Mado traveled the world, getting into many insane shenanigans involving bigfoots, mermaids, ghosts, etc. that are too numerous to be named here.

By the time they were thirteen Mado was quite jaded to the ways of the world, and decided to settle down in an abandoned theme park in the southeastern US. Despite having been abandoned in the 1950s the park had advanced computer systems and an incredibly strong wifi connection. Mado decided they were going to learn the ways of the human world by observing them through a deviantArt and a facebook account. This was a bad idea.

Shortly after their fourteenth birthday Mado decided to just leave social media alone for a while and just read this sweet webcomic called Homestuck. This was also a bad idea.

At age 15 Mado discovered the site epicmafia through Homestuck RP and made an account. They were active in the community for a bit before determining that this was all actually a bit too lame for someone too cool for school and too whack for the pack. They left shortly thereafter. Their epicmafia account stayed unused for about a year before Mado discovered the SU mafia lobby through that one "MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN" tumblr post.

The rest, as you say, is history.